Me: *walks up to stranger*
Me: “do you believe in hate at first sight?”
Stranger: “what? N-” *looks up from phone to see me*
Should I even do homework
me: raises a valid point
me: loses several followers
me: worth it
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"
head, shoulders, knees and poe, knees and poe
First time my little brother ate chicken
My parents: Come on, just eat it, it’s not that bad
Brother: *nibbles a tiny piece of chicken*
Brother: … tastes like people
give me 4 years ill be hot
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it