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alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

This reminds me, I was on vacation and my dad’s coworker came to visit, she used the bathroom and when came out she was like “so why are there 3 toothpaste containers?” And we were like “there are three of us, we share that bathroom” and she said “well thank god we live in America!! Where we can buy 3 of the same thing! Wow”
And we just sat there thinking “we are still going to use the same amount of toothpaste, it’s not like we don’t use all of what we buy. If we only bought one we would go through it 3x as fast… Thus, buying 3 toothpastes by the time we would use that same 3 individual ones…”
Lol

READ NOW

Okay guys. Lots of nude celebrity photos have been leaked- including Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria justice, Kate upton and COUNTLESS more- a hacker exploited something with the cloud or something- and photos were stolen right from their phones WITHOUT CONSENT, and leaked to the world.

YOU NEED TO RESPECT THEM. DO NOT LOOK AT THEM- THEY WERE NOT MEANT FOR FUCKING YOU.

THEIR PRIVACY HAS BEEN VIOLATED BY SO MANY, DO NOT ADD YOURSELF TO THAT LIST.
THEY HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT, THEIR CAREERS COULD BE RUINED.

that’s right. Walk away from the leak.
If they have a nude pic, they took it privately, in their homes- and certainly not for you.
I don’t care if you want to get off to a celeb
Stop

SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE

cumsockmonkey

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

cumsockmonkey

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

parkingstrange
jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge


I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST


Science side of tumblr why is there distinct black smoke and distinct grey smoke

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

image

I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

Science side of tumblr why is there distinct black smoke and distinct grey smoke